isn’t it creepy that your brain lies to you every night making you believe good or bad things to an extreme have happened and then you just forgive it and go on with your day
hi fellow acnl players! i am currently desperate for a lazy or uchi personality in my town. i’ve listed the ones i want below (starred ones mean i really, really want them). if you have any of these villagers with a move out date or in boxes please inbox me! i’m asking for them for free, however, because i promise i have nothing cool to offer. if you must sell, the best i can do right now is 50k bells since i just blew all my money on PWPs.
Lazy: Beau, *Bob, Deli, Drago, Erik, *Moe, *Punchy
Uchi: *Deirdre, *Katt, Phoebe, Pashmina, *Shari
get them out of here sam
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
how to become my otp:
2. secretly care about each other
Fanfiction has really ruined my view of normal books I read and I’m always like where’s the gay
"Is there anything you would not do for your family?"
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.