3 weeks ago on 06.28.14   ✎ 83098 notes  via / op

isn’t it creepy that your brain lies to you every night making you believe good or bad things to an extreme have happened and then you just forgive it and go on with your day

3 weeks ago on 06.27.14   ✎ 1 notes  
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hi fellow acnl players! i am currently desperate for a lazy or uchi personality in my town. i’ve listed the ones i want below (starred ones mean i really, really want them). if you have any of these villagers with a move out date or in boxes please inbox me! i’m asking for them for free, however, because i promise i have nothing cool to offer. if you must sell, the best i can do right now is 50k bells since i just blew all my money on PWPs.

Lazy: Beau, *Bob, Deli, Drago, Erik, *Moe, *Punchy

Uchi: *Deirdre, *Katt, Phoebe, Pashmina, *Shari

3 weeks ago on 06.27.14
3 weeks ago on 06.27.14   ✎ 5476 notes  via / op
peppercrow:

get them out of here sam

peppercrow:

get them out of here sam

3 weeks ago on 06.27.14   ✎ 47582 notes  via / op
sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

3 weeks ago on 06.26.14   ✎ 87324 notes  via / op

frankiejayel:

singlernom:

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

image

Literally

3 weeks ago on 06.26.14   ✎ 198993 notes  via / op

personsuit:

broken britain magazine headlines part 2 electric boogaloo

bonus:

3 weeks ago on 06.26.14   ✎ 127190 notes  via / op

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

3 weeks ago on 06.26.14   ✎ 356994 notes  via / op

captainmarvel:

how to become my otp:
1. bicker
2. secretly care about each other

3 weeks ago on 06.26.14   ✎ 98386 notes  via / op
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
3 weeks ago on 06.26.14   ✎ 420044 notes  via / op

the-larry-tardis:

Fanfiction has really ruined my view of normal books I read and I’m always like where’s the gay

3 weeks ago on 06.26.14   ✎ 128333 notes  via / op

"Is there anything you would not do for your family?"

3 weeks ago on 06.26.14   ✎ 791 notes  via / op

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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